byrneing:

my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.

captain-watercress:

I need John Mulaney to be a recurring character on Brooklyn 99.

angelmoods:

there’s beauty in small things. the lipstick stain on my glass, the sparkle of a snowflake, my shadow on the sidewalk. we don’t see the world as it is, we see the world as we are

the only valid form of cardio is riding dick

ovtpg:

gen-z-moods:

older gen z mood is respecting vines but hating on tick-tock